So, yeah. Apparently, I was almost a school shooter.

Some of the staff in the cafeteria found this napkin advert, and claimed it "looked like them." Yeah, let that sink in. We got shaved-head dude, long-haired chick with one boob, and rectangle bitch. I hate to say it, but I've never seen any of them working the food lines.

The cop was a really cool guy, even though he had me worried for my family for a while. Turns out, they only make you jump through hoops to find out what is going on if you might be a school shooter, or something.

And honestly, I had no idea it was the anniversary of the Virginia Tech shooting. Cho, I amn't.

I like keeping things light here at Rubber Cement, but if you'd like to read my brief thoughts and feelings about the nature of humor when related to horrible events, check out my article at I, Revolutionary!.